Heading back to Boston.
I'm ridiculously random and sometimes witty and hilarious. Love me for me. If you don't. Whatever. I don't need you in my life. I'm 23 years old, I've been married for almost 2 years to the most amazing man in the entire world. Now I'm a proud Army wife. Distance is just a number and love is unconditional. I love you baby <3 I'm also going back to school to get my CRNA, it only took me 5 years after high school to figure out what I wanted to do with my life. Better late than never!
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Gaming Logic

more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger

the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land

when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots

when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area

When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.

When you use controller 1, it means you’ll win

Throwing yourself bodily to the side helps you avoid obstacles in racing.

Threatening the playable character with physical injury will make platform puzzles easier.

All of these things. All of them.

This entire post sums up my belief system from the time I was five years old to now.


how many followers do I need until I get random anons asking me how my day was?

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The perfect cuddling couch.

That is not a couch. That is a nest, and I want one.

My idea of household heaven right here.
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